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new acoustic tunes and all downloads now free at bandcamp

hello all... by no demand whatsoever, there's a bunch of new acoustic tracks to listen to and download over at bandcamp... if I can be arsed at some point, I may update the reverbnation player with them too... also, all individual tracks and albums can be downloaded from bandcamp in whatever format you'd like for free... that is all... fin

new poem/lyrics...

perhaps imagined I’m constantly catching glimpses of perhaps imagined arachnids, insects rodents and other assorted vermin scuttling through the half-lit places in the shadowy peripheries of my eye there are things you can’t put your hand on just out of sight, just out of reach who’s to say that they’re not there?

updated lyrics/poem...

it's a dirty job I make house calls for the servicing of faulty bullshit detectors I am the industry’s pre-eminent tv-phone-sex chat line chiropractor I specialise in pre-funeral chiropody for dead and dieing third world dictators my bamboo allergy hasn’t prevented me becoming an expert giant panda fellator it’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it it’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it I run the clean-up crew on the QE2 when a royal orgy’s been in full swing I’ll procure a swan with bra and panties on if that’s your kind of thing I provide hand relief and retrieval of broken teeth after ill-advised liaisons with drunken priests my masters degree in koala cunnilingus has left me with an aversion of eucalyptus leaves it’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it it’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it

new lyrics/poem...

it's a dirty job I'm available for house calls to service your faulty bullshit detector I am the industry's pre-eminent tv-phone-sex chat line chiropractor I specialise in pre-funeral chiropody for dead and dieing third world dictators my bamboo allergy hasn't prevented me becoming an expert giant panda fellator it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it I run the clean-up crew on the QE2 when a royal orgy's been in full swing I'll procure a swan with bra and panties on if that's your kind of thing I provide hand relief and retrieval of broken teeth after ill-advised liaisons with drunken priests my masters degree in koala cunnilingus has left me with an aversion of eucalyptus leaves it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it