updated lyrics/poem...
it's a dirty job
I make house calls for the servicing of
faulty bullshit detectors
I am the industry’s pre-eminent
tv-phone-sex chat line chiropractor
I specialise in pre-funeral chiropody
for dead and dieing third world dictators
my bamboo allergy hasn’t prevented me
becoming an expert giant panda fellator
it’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it
it’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it
I run the clean-up crew on the QE2
when a royal orgy’s been in full swing
I’ll procure a swan with bra and panties on
if that’s your kind of thing
I provide hand relief and retrieval of broken teeth
after ill-advised liaisons with drunken priests
my masters degree in koala cunnilingus has left me
with an aversion of eucalyptus leaves
it’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it
it’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it
I make house calls for the servicing of
faulty bullshit detectors
I am the industry’s pre-eminent
tv-phone-sex chat line chiropractor
I specialise in pre-funeral chiropody
for dead and dieing third world dictators
my bamboo allergy hasn’t prevented me
becoming an expert giant panda fellator
it’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it
it’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it
I run the clean-up crew on the QE2
when a royal orgy’s been in full swing
I’ll procure a swan with bra and panties on
if that’s your kind of thing
I provide hand relief and retrieval of broken teeth
after ill-advised liaisons with drunken priests
my masters degree in koala cunnilingus has left me
with an aversion of eucalyptus leaves
it’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it
it’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it
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