new writing: are you being sarcastic, or just weird?
an extract from my impending essay/Beat novella: ‘“Twitter? Now don’t get me started on that fucking shit…” The Social Networking Pheno-mena-mena-doo-doo-do-do-do (and the time we waste on it, Muppets that we are)’ catchy title, eh? it’s probably best to stop here if you’ve got a short attention span, or have any semblance of taste and decency remaining… …and, I'd like to make it clear to all and sundry that if I come across as a cynical, sarcastic, haughty, potty-mouthed, smart-arse know-it-all in this medium, well, that's because I am... ‘So, please don’t ‘Like’ any of my posts, it will only encourage me during periods of boredom to do more…’ ‘I KNOW…hil-larious…’ I couldn’t have put it better myself… anyway, I suppose if you’re going to use this medium, it’s probably best to get buck naked and jump right in there, so to speak, embrace it like a family member, disgraced in a sordid political scandal, just released from the local leper colony… but, it’s all so shamelessly sel
