Death Star Text Exchange
[Imperial Technicians recently provided this transcript of a secret, coded Rebel transmission.] [Apparently, it’s an exchange between old sarge and his work colleague, MW, fellow Star Wars fans and ‘Rebel scum’...] Hi MW, are you in the office or do you have the RAS fob to hand, fella? [Editor’s note: in an ensuing telephone call, it turned out MW was leaving the office in 20 mins for a galaxy, far, far away, and it was then a race against time for old sarge to get connected to the customer system before MW left the secret Rebel base on the moon orbiting Yavin 4 for the day...] Just a couple more minutes...Death Star approaching... 😜 MW: LOL Starting Death Star trench run, Red 13 going in... MW: 😆😆😆😆😆 What's this on the NavComputer...must update McAfee before torpedo launch can be initiated...WTF!? Do I need to get out and THROW them?? 😡😜 MW: Use The Force Who said that? Some Auld guy in a duffle coat last seen on a talking bear?! Too