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new poem: daddy, what did you do on the great liv golf tour?

daddy, what did you do on the great liv golf tour? languishing in vainglory Greg orchestrated lifelong fantasy to overthrow usurp rule-makers lacking in virtue glosses over lewd felony torturing oily ugly regime linked inexorably-to violence gangsters orate ludicrous falsehoods tawdry objectional underhand ridiculous luckless immolated viciously gutting ordered later flayed Turkey objects UN ruminates  lucre incentivised vulgarity got our little field talented old unknown riders liquidate inconvenient values greed overruns living freely televised-for our underwhelmed revulsion laughable inferior version grand overtures lack finesse treachery obscured unhinged razamataz lest infantile vengeance grunts out languid farts Trumpian orchestra underdressed ruler losers in victory graceless objects ladies forgotten todays ordinary useless relics legacy ignominy vacancy gender obfuscation lecherous finance twisted offal upskirt righteousness

new poem: its hard to saunter with a stauner

its hard to saunter with a stauner check out the hair on the heir inveterate liar hiding in his lair its hard to saunter with a stauner the bus fare was incredibly fair this mince n tatties, sweetheart, really is the shit pair of twats blootered on cider one hundred percent pear their morals found rotting somewhere over there bare arsed cheeks too much to bear gods envoked it pisses down cats and dogs  races enrich bookies save the occasional scare hoses deployed wash away tattie shaw shoes crate of powder disappeared no discernible trace gangsters rage about stolen gear hips fluid bosun takes a pish over the side of the ship corpulent swine fat fuck a ducks quaffing their wines dust mites of relativity might smite the editor of The Times wary of things going spectacularly awry ream of cloth plummets flattens escaped mare flares double denim shades such nonchalant flair wears it well, she does…I swear flesh slithered free from the second top shelf felt for a pulse but nothing was left

new poem: living la vida loca

living la vida loca   lets ignore viciousness lets invest venereally lets immolate voluntarily   lets include vassals lets indebt vouchsafe lets ingratiate verily   lets ingest voluminously lets inherit vastly lets idiotize victory   lets idolise-the vanquished lets insist-on vaingloriousness lets inhabit-a vacuum   lets interrogate validity lets interpret veneer lets inhale vermillion   lets not