lockdown top-tip #1

here goes for the first in a (very) short series of 'old sarge lockdown top-tips' (with apologies and whatever royalties are due to Viz comic..)...don't thank me, you're weclome...

old sarge lockdown top-tip #1...

now, there's no shame in it, but we've all got an IT nerd that we won't admit to knowing or perhaps even having in the family...it might even be looking back at you in the mirror in the morning...but I digress...so, if there's a lockdown birthday just around the corner, why not consider old floppy disks and other redundant media formats as an ideal and yet completely pointless lockdown gift for the IT nerd in your life? the 3.25" floppy disk makes for an ideal coaster for those excrutiating Friday night Zoom-er parties that they can't avoid, and if they've smashed all of their architectural salvage public toilet roof artisan slate tile 'dinner plates' in a pique of Come Dine With Me lockdown angst/clarity, old laser disks make for an interesting replacement...

a box of coasters/some redundant media, yesterday
 

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