lockdown top-tip #2...

the second in a short series of lockdown top-tips...

old sarge lockdown top-tip #2...

citizens of England, be alert! when you're out and about this weekend, don't forget to keep your electricity meter under your left arm and your gas meter under your right arm at all times to comply with the government's social distancing rules and guidelines: always keep a safe distance, always keep your two meters apart...don't thank me, you're weclome...

the owner of this property was later arrested for not
following government guidelines on social distancing

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