new lyrics/poem...

it's a dirty job

I'm available for house calls to service your faulty bullshit detector
I am the industry's pre-eminent tv-phone-sex chat line chiropractor
I specialise in pre-funeral chiropody for dead and dieing third world dictators
my bamboo allergy hasn't prevented me becoming an expert giant panda fellator

it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it
it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it

I run the clean-up crew on the QE2 when a royal orgy's been in full swing
I'll procure a swan with bra and panties on if that's your kind of thing
I provide hand relief and retrieval of broken teeth after ill-advised liaisons with drunken priests
my masters degree in koala cunnilingus has left me with an aversion of eucalyptus leaves

it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it
it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it

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